Workin!

Well once in a while i’ll upadate a blog with an old story from work that happens to me.

This particular story starts at wall mart where i’m a cart pusher at the time. As i’m gathering the carts in the parking lot i notice a lady about to unload her cart into her car. Being a gentleman of such stature as myself I waited for her to put the groceries in the car and take her cart. In doing so she starts unloading and gets into the back seat. Then comes and looks at me and says “Are there any kids looking?” I shake my head in response. To my surprise she pulls out a HUGE PURPLE DILDO! Thing was the size of my forearm. Length and girth and i’m six foot two inches.

I stood there befuddled at the sight. Then she says “Well we are having a bachelorette party so yeah.” All i can do is laugh. So then I gather her cart and go to head back to the store. She pulls up to me in a car besides me and is like “Well at least you can say that you’ve met a woman with balls bigger than yours”

Lets Play an Mother [Insert Curse Here] Game.

As I lost a game today I sent the opponent a message. “Your fires were too much for my waters to douse, Good Game!”

Far too often when I’m playing on xbox do i only hear ridiculous hateful things spawned from the players mouths that would make satan himself say “Whoa dude, over the line!” Not that I think that a little harmless trash talking is doing damage. Hell i’ve done such myself. As a matter of fact i think it adds to the competition of the game and further fills out the experience. It also can build a rivalry between you and a competing faction.

The real reason that it fascinates me is due to a research paper that i did on the link between deindividuation and anonymity. The results that i found were quite interesting. There was a correlation between how people act when they are identifiable as opposed to them being anonymous. This affect works be it that the person is wearing a mask or part of a large group. The studies that i looked at show that the larger the group of people watching a person on a ledge the larger the percentage that someone would try and coerce a jump.

Now i’ve made more friends and learned so much more from people that i’m myself online than i would had i been a douche. I always took it as if there were someone that were better than me then i should take the loss as a learning experience.

Oh yeah, [bleep] those xbox mod using cheating mother [bleep] ers!